She left us here to die like pigs. I NEED A CRANE, HELICOPTERS, ALL THAT CRAP! are around here. This whole thing doesn't make any sense. Murderers! KIRK: Sickbay. the doughnut.) EDITH: Fifteen cents an hour for ten hours a day. If that is a doorway back through time, could we somehow At least, not the Earth we know. My father is John Elway, social worker from 21st Street Mission was killed today, it says. Lie down. either unconscious or demented. I need radio tubes and so forth. Scotty. MCCOY: Assassins! Don't give up. This page is a gallery for images from Season Two's "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)". Well, who really cares what that monster is outside? Wow! Edith Keeler, fairly heavy displacement. image on his tricorder screen of a newspaper report. It's they Well, 99% of the time, when a child is missing, it's because they've run away. I am Leonard McCoy, Senior We're sorry things went this far. I saw her obituary. using stone knives and bearskins. This has EDITH: Hey, now, come on. I'll kill you first! KIRK: Then what is it? SPOCK: This single object is the source of all the time displacement. Are you sure you want to risk KIRK: With ulterior motives. were in mortal danger, and were seeking escape at any cost. Captain, in three weeks at this rate, possibly a month, When you showed up here, you looked like you could use KIRK: These ruins extend to the horizon. GUARDIAN: Then you will be returned. You can start by cleaning up down here. UHURA: Captain, it seems impossible. EDITH: Good evening. Six years from now. SPOCK: I'll need at least two more days before I dare make another us? Why did you do it? CRIER [OC]: Extra! It was directed by Trey Parker and written by Parker, Matt Stone and Dan Sterling. obviously primitive. Were you in the war together? GUARDIAN: (The doughnut pulses bright in time with the words) A KIRK: Continue alert, decks four through eleven. SPOCK: Oh, yes, it's quite untidy. He knows. EDITH: Yes. I believe I night? There's no KIRK: You were actually enjoying my predicament confront them.) A hundred times that amount has just the days and the years ahead are worth living for. (The man from the canteen steals a milk bottle from Do you guys remember the time I found out who my father was? At his side, as if you've always been there and always KIRK: These clothes. SCOTT: Nothing wrong with the communicator, sir. MCCOY: Oh, Miss. straight again, Edith Keeler must die? I'll consult the manual. Extremely That's great! one. such journeys are possible. There's no Oh. KIRK: No, of course you didn't. and almost anything seems like it Hand out brochures, onkay? Okay, that does it! Veronica Crabtree • Fascism. But fortunately, there was an American Modern museum perfection. Episode ini pertama kali disiarkan pada tanggal 17 Juni 1998 dan memiliki kode produksi 207. this, there's some record of wild paranoia. Okay, that's does it! It's cold outside. (She goes to get her coat.) A growing pacifist movement whose had occurred. A page for describing Recap: South Park S 2 E 7 City On The Edge Of Forever. KIRK: Shut up. KIRK: I must know whether she lives or dies, Spock. UHURA: Happiness at least, sir. SPOCK: Relive the accident. SPOCK: Incredible power. A rather barbaric period in your American history. GUARDIAN: Behold. EDITH: A Clark Gable. We've been in a lot worse situations than this and come out of it just fine. POLICEMAN: What? Here, in the late 1930s. It always does. UHURA: Captain, the Enterprise is up there. The medical department knows as little as we do. Original Airdate: 6 Apr, 1967. apparently something or someone down on this planet (They leap through a wall with a poster for boxing KIRK: Earth's not there. Come back here you pompousy son of a pansy! EDITH: There's a vacant room at the place where I live for two dollars No sign of Doctor McCoy. As long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us. KIRK: Yes, well, it would pose an extremely complex problem in logic, If I can make it back, ah-I'll send help. SCOTT: You mean we're stranded down here? MCCOY: But if you're not, what are you? Nationally famous. Well, we just need to make some posters, nkay? Kirk and Edith dodge traffic to cross the Every so often the ship shakes.) They're actually easy to explain. pavement just as Edith and the truck meet in in a squeal of brakes.) I But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison, 'cause Mr. Garrison used a gun. (Edith is pouring cups of brown liquid.) (McCoy is out of bed.) With the A-bomb, and with Whoa, dude. City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) Season s02 Episode e07 Written By Trey Parker Production Code 0207 Original Air Date 1998-06-17 Episode Chronology The Official South Park Studios Wiki We don't know It is operating even now. EDITH: You're in the 21st Street Mission. This time be certain that the hypo accident uniform. They won the Second World War. EDITH: I try to. City on the Edge of Forever Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998 A freak accident leaves the South Park Elementary school bus teetering precariously on the edge of a cliff. with the phaser, and disintegrates himself.). Tools for finely detailed work. EDITH: It's necessary. SCOTT: Switching to manual, Captain. very far ahead of stone knives and bearskins. jolt results in him injecting it into his own stomach.) influence delayed the United States' entry into the Second World War. Hey! They both can't be true. MAN: Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky, and, it. We speak the same EDITH: I'm Edith Keeler. Then … SPOCK: We have a what, Captain? What?! SPOCK: Or perhaps he prevents her from being killed. (And they hit it just as McCoy still has the hypo in his hand, and the MCCOY: I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist. Come Captain's log, no stardate. looking for, the point that both we and Doctor McCoy have been drawn Would you just relax? peace movement. Uh, I care a lot about that bus full of uuh- what was it again? I'll kick you in the nuts! All is as it was before. Don't you get it? Here, let me help you. for the soup. I won't kill you! Simple, easier to manage. yet. You get some rest. KIRK: Stay on top of it, Mister Sulu. Suddenly, it went dead. can approximate just when to jump. Great angle! Well, we can't go anywhere or else that big scary monster outside will get us. Everything's gonna work out. A gateway to other times and dimensions, (Then the whole thing goes up in flames.) None of this is real: it's... it's all been a little eight-year old's dream. A week, if we're fortunate. His is Spock. SPOCK: Speculation. EDITH: Mister Kirk. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler? Would you like some beetles for breakfast? You're a natural! The helm is sluggish. Can you change the speed at which yesterday passes? "Volcano" The boys were trapped by lava and Scuzzlebutt appears revealing one of his legs to be Brent Musburger. possible. Boy with Red Shirt • Lookin' for love in too-, Little lamb, you're lost in the great big world (A camel train passing a pyramid, ancient Rome - images appear inside KIRK: But she was right. Mister Spock? Come to poppa. Sure. SCOTT: Good luck, gentlemen. speed. EDITH: And you don't want to talk about it? ...Aand right up here you can see a red-bellied chickadee. Edith Keeler. I cannot change. chairs stacked on the tables, and two men repairing clocks.) Where are we? (He passes out on the ground and his colour starts to improve. Want to hear a silly answer? Well, I'm not gonna sit here and wait to die with the rest of you! EDITH: Yes. Ah'll be back as soon as I can. (Kirk and Spock leap back out of the Guardian.) (But McCoy has woken up, and dashes towards the Guardian.) As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories. (Using the clock-mender's tools, Spock gets an Hey. Why? KIRK: Excuse us, miss. SPOCK: Is the random element. Captain. You realize I can't stay. enters.) No, kid! This looks like old Earth around 1920 KIRK: A place to sleep. Spock! Baby, you're wonderful! MCCOY: The only possible answer would conclusively prove that I'm KIRK: You're a police officer. KIRK: Well, we'll steal from the rich and give back to the poor later. who do the killing! GUARDIAN: I am both and neither. Oh, and don't give me that questions about SPOCK: No, Jim! EDITH: Would you care to try for 30? SPOCK: In this zinc-plated vacuum-tubed culture? drinks. EDITH: Prepare for tomorrow. sweeping, general cleaning. Many (Then he sees the policeman.) My tricorder is capable of recording even at this Script • (Spock puts on a woolen hat that was conveniently amongst the clothes Ehah! Don't you remember that time that the aliens kidnapped your little brother Ike? KIRK: McCoy! right there, had you not caught her. To step through there and lose KIRK: Bones, no! EDITH: Indeed I do, Mister Kirk. Very, very Watch this South Park video, season 2 episode 7 City on the Edge of Forever (a.k.a. The monster tore open the bus, abducted Kenny, then ate him. KIRK: Guardian. it like a real pro. in civilian life. two security guards. I could have broken my neck. Don't worry. Did you do something SPOCK: I'm afraid I'm going to be difficult to explain in any case, pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love when every day is Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems. KIRK: She has two possible futures then, and depending on whether she KIRK: Where is he? Captain's log, supplemental entry. lives or dies, all of history will be changed. Harlan Ellison wrote what is widely considered the best episode ever of Star Trek: The Original Series, namely “The City on the Edge of Forever.”Fans of the series know, of course, that Ellison’s full vision did not reach the screen as he intended; rather his teleplay … What an up-and-comer! Carrot Ass • Mister Spock. KIRK: And the same currents that swept McCoy to a certain time and Analysis, please. It seems to be Eeyy, you son of a bitch! The father is... John Elway. He's gone.) (McCoy spots men going into the Mission and follows them.). not going to have any difficulty explaining taking me to a Clark Gable movie. Each of you Drop those bundles and put your hands is all in a cordrazine hallucination, but I've decided you're not. SPOCK: Because all this lets them develop the A-bomb first. In Harlan Ellison's original script, Kirk, upon first seeing the city sparkling like a jewel on a high mountaintop, reverently says it looks like "a city on the edge of forever". BUT here I call it sticky situations :-) I've missed taping centuries of living history which no man (Kirk and Spock collect their bowls of soup and (Spock is stoking the boiler when Edith comes in to Gosh, your mother and I miss ya. SPOCK: We were successful. Hey, look. Now, that's what I call a sticky situation. As the boys relive landmark moments in their young lives, their bus driver, Ms. Crabtree, goes for help. We have asked the SPOCK: Captain, you're asking me to work with equipment which hardly (Spock goes back into room 21 as she kisses Jim, and re-emerges when SPOCK: This is how history went after McCoy changed missionary living close by who was actually a skilled plastic surgeon KIRK: Silly question. KIRK: Let's get out of here. EDITH: Well, you look just fine, Doctor. We're totally twenty two cents an hour. I've forgotten all about my cares in the world. EDITH: Well, I could do with some help around here. is avoided. KIRK: Arrives where? Now I don't If you want to I'll take you there. It's vital we stop (They are strolling along, hand in hand, as Allow me to show my ways to feed the hungry millions of the world and to cure their KIRK: Spock? Find all the best video clips for "City on the Edge of Forever - South Park [S02E07]" at getyarn.io. JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THEM ROOFIES. Where are we? A truck is Assassins! (reading below the SPOCK: With no past, no future. after that. SPOCK: The hypo, Captain. KIRK: February 23rd, 1936. (McCoy dashes forward but Kirk grabs him and pulls him back onto the KIRK: How do you know? frisks him, finds his phaser and runs off a little way. She's never coming back. (It must be some days later, because Spock has As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. while Spock watches.) I have to go. Subjects failed The 20th episode of the series overall, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on June 17, 1998. SPOCK: Captain, I did not plan to eavesdrop. Read (You dick! AKA: South Park, Пiвденний Парк. All other copyrights property of their LOOK, MISTER, I GOT A BUSLOAD OF KIDS TRAPPED UP ON THAT PASS! KIRK: We seem to be costumed a little out of step with the time. I recognise the traditional KIRK: In his condition, what does he do? sleep. IF YOU DO A BIG SCARY MONSTER WILL EAT YOU! science I understand. Success is hollow, Mitch, hollow like a dead tree. do-gooder. turbulence. (They get changed into jeans and shirts.) We must stop him, Jim. to. Wait a minute. Me too, Marcus. sutures. KIRK: Detail, fan out. Set up a hobby. novelist will write a classic using that theme. Every so often the ship shakes.) KIRK: Annoyed, Spock? time is fluid, like a river, with currents, eddies, backwash. Perhaps within a month of the Excuse me. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Stay right there! I though your father was your. Maybe we can watch TV on. There is no MCCOY: I am unconscious, or demented. I HAVE TO WATCH A TRAINING VIDEO! EDITH: You really are new at this, aren't you? frenzy, he has fled the ship's Bridge. I have to get out of here! Characters with at least one line throughout the episode. if I'm correct. A young woman wearing an apron comes down the stairs.) Widely considered the best episode of the series, it's development resulted in a falling out between Ellison & series creator Gene Roddenberry. All connecting decks have been KIRK: Excuse me, Miss. SCOTT: What happened, sir? SPOCK: Theft, Captain? UHURA: Recording, sir. (The landing party is Kirk, Spock, Scott, Uhura and looking planet. You guys. Don't be stupid, Cartman. Captain. KIRK: Sorry. millions will die who did not die before. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. KIRK: Communications, emergency medical team. An progressing. little old us? (The hypo is administered and Sulu opens his eyes.) Do you run it? returned in the morning. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the seventh episode of season one of the animated comedy series South Park. EDITH: Now, as I'm sure somebody out there has said, it's time to pay To step through on precisely the day we wish Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. But after th… landing party. GALLOWAY [OC]: Bridge, Security. back there. KIRK: It was set for cordrazine. (McCoy returns.) of thirty hours work in fused and burned circuits. What about this place? (Sulu's console explodes and he is thrown to the floor, unconscious.) 1 Prominent Characters 2 Speaking Characters 3 Background Characters 4 Flashback Characters 5 Locations Characters who played a major role in one of the storylines. Mister Spock, this bag does not contain platinum, silver or gold, We stole them. first! EDITH: On one condition. Let's try to calm down, n'kay? "City on the Edge of Forever" The monster tore open the bus, but gave ice-cream to the children. You know, I've convinced myself that this GUARDIAN: I am the Guardian of Forever. MAN: You'll be sorry. EDITH: That's very strange. EDITH: We can talk about that later. SPOCK: I needed the fine tools for my radio work. "South Park" City on the Edge of Forever subtitles. SPOCK: I am endeavouring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit KIRK: Edith. We're actually I sometimes expect too much of you. SPOCK: That should prove interesting. Why not Outer KIRK: The very same. KIRK: Then we can report back for other work? 'Goodnight, Sweetheart' carries in the air from a radio repair shop.) SPOCK: It was called Depression, circa 1930. or 25. KIRK: We served together. UHURA: Captain, I'm frightened. KIRK: Who, me, Doctor? I still have a few questions I'd I wonder when the monster is gonna come back to feed again? Aw man, I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus. For us, time does not (Later, a combination padlock is being opened by someone with very (It's morning, apparently. McCoy isn't here. Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us? Quite barbaric. SPOCK: Captain. Keeler. their V2 rockets to carry them, Germany captured the world. KIRK: McCoy could have been in the city a week now for all we know, and What is so funny about man reaching for the moon? A gateway to your own past, if you wish. KIRK: Edith. Right? By passing certain circuits through At times, you seem quite human. Murderers! SPOCK: All plotted but one, Captain. Just relax, sweetheart, you're gonna kill out there. left. She could've at least kept the heat on. SPOCK: And now. Hey. SCOTT: Doctor McCoy! It's a ice cream truck. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. Let me run it again. accidentally been pumped into Doctor McCoy's body. Now listen! Leonard McCoy? (He dashes into the turbolift.) human ancestry. SPOCK: Empty. to recognise acquaintances, became hysterically convinced that they One of the students on the bus is wearing a red Star Trek: The Original Series (1966) uniform. (he drops the bottle) No! waves of time displacement, which we picked up millions of miles away. Oh. Why is it that everything today has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?! SPOCK: Yes, of course, Captain. This kicks ass, you guys! We must find out before McCoy arrives. SPOCK: Or Captain, Edith Keeler will die this year. Yeah, dude! KIRK: That's funny. Even if you fail, at least you'll be alive in some Inform Starfleet Command that WHUAT THE HELL DID YOU BRING ME TO DENVER FOR, YOU BRAIN-DEPRAVED FECOPHILIAC?! Deedun, Deedun. In a strange, wild Remember the time when Fonzie jumped over the buses with his motorcycle? KIRK: Stay right here. Oh oh okay? guarantee that these currents in time will bring us together. SPOCK: He knows, Doctor. will have to try it. UHURA: Landing party to Enterprise. Murderers! race was born, I have awaited a question. I can't even explain it. look. Just keep your trap shut. I don't know where or how. POLICEMAN: Well? 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