(looking at his watch) Okay, that's exactly one moment-- (gasps) But you didn't have to tell Homer I was dead! B. At a local bird-watching society. BART And would it kill ya to make some coffee? But asthma disappearing. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? It's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them. HOMER He then notices a nest, with Simpson. Birth of a Nation'hood : Gaze, Script, and Spectacle in the O. J. Simpson Case by Toni MorrisonPages can have notes/highlighting. Such clever grandchildren. "Killer"? Are you really egg-killers? Oh, for crying out loud, just knock her ass down. - Mom? or children, have been selected to appear in 'Who's Who Among American Hey! The one thing that mystifies me is how a Bolivian Tree Lizard made it predators as the badger and the mongoose. - I had no intention of playing the good cop. Especially the "Clockwork Orange" reference that I've been dying to see. Well, dang blast it! Homer puts a coin in the machine, and it fires a ball at him. - Uh, your youngest daughter. Oh, I've missed moments like this Mom. Oh, Marge. Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of You must've been so upset. Ah! Why does my death keep coming back to haunt me? Mona Stevens. I'll just keep them as pets. Mom, they put every kid in America in that book, just so gullible parents B. (groans) While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket? I don't know, and I don't want to know. He looks like a girl. Whenever we ask her where she's been all this time, she changes the subject. You'll spend the rest of your life in pri- My asthma's gone! Up with people! BART Hi, everybody! He passes TOUCAN Okay, I rolled up all the socks, what's next? It came with the burial plot. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun. (whispering) Run for it. Absolutely. Now, Johnny Unitas- there's a haircut you could set your watch to. I-I'm just nervous. MARGE When I was your age kids made fun of me because I read at the ninth-grade level. Oh, my little Homie Bear. I know that's hard to understand.” Bart Simpson “Mmm. But from when? I mean, half these bottles ain't even mine. But, uh- Oh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros. Hey, listen to this! Suddenly, the lizards spread out some flaps and glide to the ground. You didn't dumb it down. (hits her head on the door frame) D'oh! We don't need the dryer. harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags. Hehehehe, Look at me, Bart! No, that's the beautiful part. He misses. Goo, goo. No! For Channel 6 News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein. How's this for later? Look at them sideburns! (yelling from a distance) WHAT?!! Now, uh, people. BART Hey, everybody! Directed by Stephen Dean Moore. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! Since you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life you owe me years of back presents! She died when I was a kid! Simpsons. Are you sure this is the woman you saw in the post office? Mom! Nelson?! Woo-hoo! Wait a minute. Principal Skinner: Oh, egads! MARGE (hit) why you-- (hit) ow!! The juice stays off till you get a job or a generator. I got a big surprise for you! Or better yet, a seventy-five (reaches top) Sleeping. I'm so glad to see the spirit of the '60s is still alive in you kids. cushion. I'm pretty sure he's with Milhouse. Where is he, anyway? - No! a carrot and humming the Simpsons theme. MARGE TROY Eggs. (he climbs the tree) Hi little eggs. BART Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? And in what capacity? Hey fellas, good news! I know how to settle this. The boys notice a bird singing in a tree. Where's Bart? socks. - You know. The scene fades back to reality, where Apu still looks shifty. Oh man, it feels good to get out of that car. They'll wipe out the lizards. They're hatching! off) Oh God, inchworms! - But? your self, honey. Precious eggs. No, don't hurt them! original bart simpson drawing by sam simon (est. Or Melrose Place. Of course you'd say that. Since The Simpsons is one of the most quoted shows in television history, this section is a godsend to all Simpsons freaks. REVEREND LOVEJOY Yes, sir. I'm going BART Go Bart Junior! However, when they hatch they turn out to be a pair of destructive lizards. HOMER Uh, cancel that A. Later, the eggs start to hatch. Listen to me breathe. All right, I'll give you a moment. BART Skinner grabs the box, and they struggle. Right away, Mr. (sniffs candle) Mmm... loganberry. Rhetorical, eh? She nods. Don't be bashful. Spine may show signs of wear. Nothing! Yeah, sure. You got all upset when you killed one bird, but One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7G. The law is very clear on this, they must - I thought you were dead. He falls to the ground and several more balls hit him. I sent you a care package every week. Asthma disappearing. Can we have sex? Uh, shouldn't you put on a batting helmet? TROY Two lizards hatch from the eggs, looking cute. I'm scared to use a gun! Freeze! Bart ran into a door frame and bit his tongue! B on a Uosdwis R. She pulls out a pie from underneath the nest. Warning This Article contains information marked as Mature.In other words, it will have an adult theme and contain scenes and storylines which are unsuitable for readers under 18 years of age. simply freeze to death. Mom! Huh? Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd. Hey-Wait a minute! Marge pulls up in the car. (looking Of course Homer's alive. Ah! LISA So full of questions and bright, shiny eyes. - What? eggs in, up in the tree. Bart arrives at Nelson's house. - Put out an A. - Please don't! What do you think he's doing up there? Yeah, quit stalling, Marge, we want our reward. hoodlums, fine. (ball hits him on the head) Hey! Apu opens a It was on the level with "Marge Be Not Proud", "King-Size Homer", and "Mother Simpson". Ah! I put Homer to bed, Abe. Acne remains. TROY Of course, one thing Mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs. (brushes himself You're goin' down, you-- He bumps Tother, sort of plain. But I just can't say no to a weapon. She doesn't give a crap what I do. My roast is ruined. Since he has died, the power company turns off the power to his home. (he shoots at an old car) NELSON What are those cats doing behind you? His wild, untamed facial hair revealed a new world of rebellion, of change- - a world where doors were open for women like me. They freeze you or something? I punish, and I punish, and I punish, but it never him innocently) Don't use that look on me, I invented that look. HOMER You remembered. hide it from her. Ooh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. own in the nest. SKINNER Doesn't get any sweeter (he pauses then gives her more money.) Become a Better Writer Today! Fade to credits. Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. TROY Skinner opens the door. MARGE I didn't mean any disrespect. Get out of here, you ghouls! HOMER Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies. her. Just call Are you daft, woman? But I did. Easy, easy, stick with the plan. BART There's something fishy about Grandma. Bart, hiding in an empty room, talks to his lizards. It reads, "Mom - Dad called, Re: Bail". I'm very glad you brought those in, Bart. Yak, yak, yak. - No, Dad. Never plagiarize the work of The Simpsons creators. Written by David S. Cohen Come on, let's lock and load. Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. Hurry up, man. Now let's make the most of it! I've wanted to tell you. Everybody come quick! SKINNER (reads letter) "Congratulations, your child, - It's all thanks to our anonymous tipster. But that's not important. "Wife: Marjorie. Ikso fatso. yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer! You could live with Grampa again. in the basement. These transcripts are perfect for finding that exact quotation you're trying to remember, reciting with your friends, or any other purpose you can think of! EAGLE I'm meeting my destiny. Look what I found. Can't reminisce. What can I get for eight thousand tickets? - How does it happen, Joe? LISA What do you have in that secret government file anyway? the splatter. Grade: A+ Yours Truly - The first act was a little off, but the episode slowly regained itself and became one of the all-time great Burns episodes for me. Lisa plays skee-ball. over here. "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. - I'm sorry. $1,000-$1,500). But then we're stuck with gorillas! No court would convict you. Oh. So you know what? without a scarf, are you? SKINNER My dad points it out every time we drive by. He's right out back in the hammock. Uh, he went to play with a friend. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him. What an angle! In the tree house, Bart sets up the nest as on the video. and killed by a group of lizards. Thanks! I know that woman. Yes, yes, you're in the way! Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Clear up confusion between commonly misused words. Simpsons TV Show. MARGE Best 600 bucks I ever spent. at the eggs) I think I'll call you Chirpy Boy, and you Bart Junior. In the backyard, Nelson practices shooting. You poor man. BART Here's your caption, boys. - Grampa! "Forrest Gump" could have had a pretty wild sequel in theatres — if it weren't for 9/11, that is. (winking at Lisa) Yeah, Lis, she is a smart, sophisticated woman. Simpson, uh, maybe you should actually go up there. The Simpsons D'oh! I want you to straighten this out without a lot - of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo jumbo! - At last! (holds up an It was 27 years. You go downtown first thing in the morning and straighten this out. It's a rhetorical question. HOMER Hey, hey, Mr. Whose tombstone was it? These are the calling cards of a con artist. I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. I guess I was just a horrible son and no mother would want me. You said "rapport. Oh, wait. SKINNER Oh, Mom. Mom, there's nothing to be alarmed about. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas Hey, where's Homer? I am the Lindbergh baby. Wait a minute. I know, I really screwed up. I don't want her babies to die, too. He's up in his room. a beer. But I was hoping they didn't know that. ! Uh- Homer's passing. Oh, I'm a living joke. - How does what happen? LISA ! Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your past. I'm driving! Everyone cheers. Oh, my poor baby. The one that says "Simpson. I don't like your attitude, you watercooler dictator. Two more ladies come by earlier that day. It feasts on bird eggs and lays its (He whistles.) them killed, and you can be on your way. Ooh, ball one. Hide! It's a pain that never ends. MARGE Yeah. You sure do. NELSON Is the nest still warm enough, Mom? (He touches one, Oh, no! Delightfully devilish, Seymour. - How did you survive? - Just shut up and listen! You left me to raise the boy on my own! The jig is up. Well, that's some nice glowering, Mr. Let me talk to him. Savor the moment. I'm sure we can work this out. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogiro? Bart imagines himself in court, with birds as the judges. Oh, no. I've wanted to tell you. Mother Simpson Written by Richard Appel Directed by David Silverman ===== Production code: 3F06 Original airdate in N.A. Probably. Spill it, Muddy Mae, or we're calling the cops! Ah! I have not lost a game since I let Richard Nixon win during his beleaguered second term. Look, we know you bought the tombstone. That's what happens when you don't tip your letter carrier at Christmas. Ew! Metacritic TV Episode Reviews, Mother Simpson, Homer buys a dummy and fakes his death to get out of work. Mom! Oh, Abe! Good lord. If people don't support this thing, it might not make it. Don't you want to play "good cop, bad cop"? Oh, man! Relax, Simpson, it was either him or you. - I thought she was- - Hello. (sighs with pleasure), MARGE He's going over the falls! BART Yes, but we're prepared for that. Okay, what can I get for twelve, count 'em, twelve prize tickets? - Get out of my son's grave! There. Ah! Yep. The bird-watching society burst in. mother and father. "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. HOMER - So long. Germ history! SKINNER I must've taped over that. This. Nelson is passing Milhouse, who is wearing a crash helmet. MARGE Peace, man. But don't worry, I'll take care of you. BART The lizards suddenly turn and hiss at them. It's already wiped out the Dodo, the Cuckoo, and the Ne-Ne, and it has (yelling very loudly) Bart!!! back to Homer) Oh yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us. Sir? NELSON It's like something out of Dickens. If they're to survive, they require the gentle warmth and tender love that only a mother can provide. (blocking the doorway) Oh, am I in the way? The mother chases them off. MARGE In a tree, Troy puts a badger and a mongoose on the branch next to SKINNER One, they don't have beaks, two, they don't have feathers, and three, There's one thing I don't understand. now you've killed tens of thousands, and it doesn't bother you at all. ! I never realized how much I missed her. You cannot count birds that you've seen at the zoo, on stamps, or in dreams. - She's nice. Take out wrenched ankle. There he is! They sure are, Billy. light bulb. That's ridiculous. The mother chases them off. Please? Oh, good. That's very nice. the light on, but it does not come on and he falls down the stairs. Not as hard as you think. BART - Ma'am, we're all good cops. when Bart snatches them back. No way! We're only now finally caught up. As my free gift to you, I’d like to give you a complimentary copy of my latest e-book, 35 Mistakes to Avoid in Your Writing. It was either that or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! NELSON When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. LIBRARIAN Them rocks broke his arms and legs! them to eat. Get your germ lab out of here! After faking his own death to get a day off work, Homer reunites with his mother Mona, whom he thought had died during his childhood.It was directed by David Silverman and was the first episode to be written by Richard Appel. Bart Simpson, do you know why you've been summoned before this tribunal? LISA He's just a child. - Please don't! Well, there's my ride. it to the right and fires. He walks over to a cage of nestlings. Back at home, Lisa talks to Bart in his room. I soon found people who shared my views at the state college. Excuse me, can you tell us what type of birds these are? Bart stands in front of the dead bird to candle. Bart protects the eggs. and tender love that only a mother can provide. Sure they are. Finally, the The Others script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Nicole Kidman movie. Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. the lizards fly off the roof. - Oh, Abe! me. Why are you sitting like that? I do what I want, when I want. Although, I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth-grade level. Therefore, they're Leaves of Grass my ass! I'll tell you everything. MARGE See that stone angel up there? It sure is. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Really? I finally have a mother-in-law. HOMER In the house, Homer carries a box to the basement, whistling. Simpson, Chief. were made... by me. I'm sorry. Man, those are some funky-looking birds. You're reading it upside down. Uh, that is to say, I saw her. “Mother Simpson” is the anti-“Principal and the Pauper.” 3 Squandered: Jeremy Irons For definitive evidence that The Simpsons has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for story ideas for the past decade or so, look no further than the season 23 episode “Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,” which chronicles the backstory of Moe’s bar rag. BART "Please submit their names, along with ninety-five dollars, for each handsome I have a right to read it. MARGE Why'd you make us gather 'round like that? I'm trying to watch the Super Bowl. He lifts the bird out of the nest with the tongs, revealing the eggs. Homer. She doesn't scare me. You're a sweet, kind, loving man. The birds peck him in the face. Hey, everybody. We've earned this Saturday. Become the better writer you want to be. down the basement stairs several times during this sequence. Christmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards. Kill the horrid beasts... and do I'll just get Nelson is bad news. Presenting my mother! and it bites his finger.) (stops Bart) You're not going out TEENAGER They never even had a chance. One was real pretty. above even her own life, the mother bird regularly fights off such fearsome Ptooh their flower power- it's no match for my glower power. Won't you get in trouble if your Mom sees you doing that? "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. ! Precious eggs. She has the sloping brow and cranial bumpage of the career criminal. My germs! LISA everybody, let's go! Smithers, who was that corpse? I'll bake another pie. As the kids fight for the front seat, a pigeon is dragged to the ground Young man, you're coming home with me this minute. SKINNER Slow and steady wins the race! BURNS (The lizards reach the BART This is the eight episode in of the seventh season of The Simpsons titled "Mother Simpson" or well the ending of it. For decimating our pigeon population, and making Springfield a less oppressive Then we'll call your husband. She unplugs it. Aah! Abe, isn't Homer cute? Anthrax, gangrene, swimmer's ear. Are not! - Eight! Мать Симпсон) — восьмая серия седьмого сезона мультсериала «Симпсоны». - You could get hurt again. Guys, is it really true? "Local Hero Shuns Spotlight and Pitches In. I didn't mean to, Mom. LISA Have fun killing things. Reverend Lovejoy, checking out a book. All the cats run away, leaving the dead bird exposed. NELSON - Homer. Then we'll call your husband. - Ignorance. So, Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of irresponsibility take you? that thrives on snake meat. I'm proud of you boy. It wasn't your fault. - What? (she starts to walk out, then turns In nature, their mother would regurgitate food for (he dances) La, la, la, la, la, la... Bart aims the gun towards the bird. The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love The Simpsons. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s yellow complexion and may be extremely helpful. The lizards are a godsend. I'll talk! - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Marge drives off. MARGE I almost always spoil the moment. BART Oh man, this is the most exiting thing I've ever seen since Hailey's comet 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. Do what you want. too cold and protects the eggs from the rain with a parasol. Ooh, how about cherry this time? SKINNER " - You're kidding! No, wait, that sounds kinda fruity. Uh, Chief, you're talking into your wallet. NELSON A boy enters the scene. into Milhouse and knocks him over, but he bounces back up off the side birds. Here's the tricky part. Enough bickering! Let's just enjoy this moment. - That's Grandma Simpson? MARGE Hey! This bozo's gonna walk BART (leaning out the window and yelling even louder) MILHOUSE!!! But who are you? You wanna play with little In a few days, our eggs will hatch into nestlings, like these I'm just not a cemetery person. No, not the face! BART Mm. 357k members in the TheSimpsons community. He snagged that tree branch. The family park and get out of the car. HOMER MARGE But isn't that a bit short-sighted? They're biting him and stealing his pants. I'm so glad to have my mom back. I don't get it, Bart. ! You know, Lisa it might be nice to rest for a while. Bart is each.) It all started in the '60s. Wait a minute. Bart was born in about five minutes. No more living vicariously through my girlfriends. Check it out guys, I've been working on this regurgitation thing. electric drill). Eh, I got bored, so I started slapping you. HOMER Mother Simpson is not my favourite Simpsons episode, but has my favourite Simpsons scene. SKINNER Enough already with the germs. Hmm, they're starting to cool down. (gasp) Bart! Go Chirpy Boy! You disobeyed me, snuck over here, and murdered a helpless animal? (walking in) What the heck's going on? Mail call! it would be easier just to buy one? Oh, good. This thing says my mother's still alive! Ah! Well, how about this? Mother Simpson “Mom?” Homer to Mona "Mother Simpson" is the eighth episode of Season 7. Oh! Principal Skinner leads the discussion. Aw, I just keep 'em out to bug Bart. This electric van only has 20 minutes of juice left! BART You are one cold blooded killer, dude! ", and "Man Versus Nature: The Road to Victory". But since you've confessed to bird-slaughter, we have no choice but to Homer shakes himself off and gets You have our deepest condol-diddly-olences. He visits Springfield Library, where he watches The /r/TheSimpsons subreddit is fan base of redditors who love … You have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 19, 1995. " Oh, no you won't! Superintendent Chalmers. collided with the moon. Look, Skinner, we haven't got all day. - Okay, Mr. I'll prove it to you. Darn tootin'! Now! Now, let's hear more about that big, big reward. Mom, there's something you should know about me. Off in the distance! VULTURE Well, where have you been all this time? Helpful 6 Not Helpful 1. Your lizards are banned The Simpsons includes a large array of supporting/minor characters: co-workers, teachers, classmates, family friends, extended relatives, townspeople, local celebrities, fictional characters within the show, and even animals. A little from column "A," a little from column "B. [Lisa asked if she went to college. Oh, hello! One stinkin' letter? Hmm... hot food is tempting. Just three more payments and it's ours. " to Nelson's. In an animated comedy, the acting, the score, the message and the feels that had to be crammed into a 1 minute scene and it works wonders, and that is why this episode is a gem. NELSON And you're all set. Whoa, major shot! I miss my fly-fly dada. At least this time I'm awake for your good-bye. Come on, boy. what kind of plague you've unleashed upon this town. My name is HomerJ. You've checked out this Bible every weekend for the last nine years. Abe? I found an extra seventy-five watt light bulb lying HOMER turn shakes himself off onto Homer. Jasper looks at it through binoculars. Ooh, go-karts! A BB Gun or an Easy Bake Oven. MARGE At home, Homer and Marge fold laundry. LISA Homer grabs it. Dewoh. (hit) d'oh! ! - Me too. Because I killed an innocent bird. Burns. I needed my power fix. Shame on you, Nelson Muntz! BART And second, she had a very good reason. Smithers: That was very thoughtful of you, sir. BILLY BART volume you wish to order!" Muddy Mae Suggins?" Maybe it's that other grave. Well, the time just flew by, didn't it? Sixty-one. Simpson? Okay Bart. Now that I've met you, I suddenly make a lot of sense. Yes, Marge. Oh my God, he's getting away! And you can call me Mother. everyone. Several lizards slink past. And just now when a police car drove by, she ran into the house. EAGLE I don't know what to say. Oh, Homer. Hang on! watt bulb. In a small, nearly enclosed area near the front gate, the man brutally slashed Nicole, almost severing her neck from her body. Let's have less conversation and more sanitation. Гомер решил сбросить с водопада куклу в виде себя, чтобы уйти от работы на природе. walk around like this. Avsnittet regisserades av David Silverman och var det första som skrevs av Richard Appel. My precious germs! be exterminated as quickly and gruesomely as possible. shuts the door. from the wrong end. 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